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It's official, India is going to the moon!  I guess they haven't heard the news; space race is over, and we won bitches!  I have a few theories why India may be launching this mission, and what they may do once they reach the moon

• Construct the moon's first convenience store 
• Own and operate a gas station
• Pollute it
• Eat it with lots of curry

I also have some ideas for what they should do, because I know Indian President Pratibha Patil is an avid fan of Written Noise

• Take the world's supply of curry to the moon, burry it, and never look back
• Leave an elephant there
• Project the movie Lage Raho Munna Bhai onto the sky using the Hubble Space Telescope
• Reinvent dancing
• Find Osama Bin Laden

That's all I've got.

Payce.