Stream of Idiocy

John McCain is ready to shake a midget!

Does anyone know who's in charge of Canada?  I really don't think there's anyone running shit up there.  This is a colossal epiphany!  It's kind of like Home Alone ("Oh my God! Where's Kevin?!"),  except with an entire nation.  And instead of a menacing 10 year old being missing, there's an entire leader missing.

I think I might go up to Canada and act dissatisfied with the whole general state of the country, then demand to see who's in charge.  It works at P.F. Changs, so why wouldn't it work in Canada?  If you don't see any connection between P.F. Changs and Canada that would allow me to compare the two, then the movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians should clarify any questions.

In other news:

They just invented caffeinated potato chips, and I only have one thing to say: finally! 

They also just released caffeinated soap, and there's only one thing to do: CLICK!

Also!

I think Michael Jackson should be cloned and replace all current mannequins for both comedic and safety purposes.

This website should not exist: http://www.mannequindisplay.com/

I think Sesame Street advertising should become more widely acceptable.

"Sunday Night Football is brought to you by the alphabet; making words possible!" 

God knows that the alphabet could use some promotion here and there.  You hardly see it anywhere anymore!

Here's a useful link just incase you should encounter aliens.