Punk'd Meets Milton Bradley

Today while in class, instead of learning I came up with a new game.  It's best played with 2-20 people (although more are possible), and can make any party, dance, or dinner date that much more exciting!

The object of the game is confuse the shit out of one person; a vulernable target works best.  Try blondes, children, mentally handicapped, and Alzheimer's patients for starters.  And there is only one rule for this game; don't allow the target near a mirror or any type of reflective surface.  So, with that, let's get to the game.

First, you need to pick your target.  Once that is done, you can either approach them solo if your in an empty room, or space, or you can get a whole group of people to help with the attack.  The more people you have, the greater potential you have for an epic game!

Once your target is picked, and your group assembled, approach them and say something along the lines of, "Hey, what happened to your ear?"  Now, obviously they cannot see their own ear, so they will immediately think, "Uh oh, there's something wrong with my ear!"  But here's the trick; there's nothing wrong with their ear at all!  Now is the time for you and all of your accomplices to stare confused, or even disgusted by the target's ear.  If you know anyone who can throw up on cue, use them.  Anyone who can make themselves cry, sign 'em up!  Fainter?  Yup.  Make it as ridiculously dramatic as humanly possible.  Have some one run around the room screaming in a language no one understands.  Someone reciting passages from the Bible while showering in Holy water.  Maybe even have someone gauge their eyes out.  The more chaotic the better.  Your subject won't only be confused by the orgy of panic that they've induced, but they'll really think there's something wrong with them!  Hilarious!

Just make sure your subject doesn't get anywhere near a mirror, because then they will in fact know that there is nothing horrifyingly wrong with their ear (or other body part).  In the event of this happening, yell "Code Red!" and run away making loud police siren noises while waving your hands in the air frantically.  That alone may put the subject into a confusion induced coma.

Well, that's basically the game, so drop by your local elementary school, homeless shelter, or training school and get started!  Once you've mastered those places you can try to play the game with real people.  Good luck!

Warning:  Attempts to play this game with elderly people may cause stroke, heart-attack, urination, naseau, and vomiting.  Consult their doctor before trying.