"In Dick Morris' Defense, He Is a Lying Sack of Shit."

Can a brotha propagate fo' a quick second?

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McCain '08!

Anyway, now on to the important stuff.

This little bit is entirely 100% inspired by comedic genius Michael Ian Black.

Some Things that Could/Couldn't Fit in My Car:

Could: A sandwhich.

Couldn't: The entire London Symphony Orchestra.

Could: A small tank of lobsters.

Couldn't: Pi.

Could: A basket of warm colored fruit.

Couldn't: Saturn.

Could: James.

Couldn't: James and the Giant Peach

Could: Matchbox 20.

Couldn't: A Ford Focus.

Could: An unassembled grill.

Couldn't: Three tyrannosaurus rex.

Could: The complete George A. Romero Zombie Movie Collection on DVD.

Couldn't: The implication of "etc."

Could: Air.

Couldn't: Half a whale.

Could: Matthew Broderick.

Couldn't: Oz.

Notes:

• Vampires!  If you're planning a trip to the Congo stock up on garlic, silver bullets, and sun.
  
• Congratulations to this woman!  You're famous!
  
• Remember!