Things I Learned This Weekend...

This weekend I saw the The Day the Earth Stood Still and man, did I learn a lot! 

I'm just going to list everything I learned this weekend:

• In case of alien invasion, Keanu Reeves should be kept for ambassadorial purposes.  He speaks their language.  And Japanese.
• If aliens ever do invade Earth and try to wipe out the human race, and they're anything like Keanu Reeves, I think I would want to die.  I know I wanted to during the fake alien invasion witnessed in The Day the Earth Stood Still.
  
• If Earth is ever invaded by aliens, the only person who will be allowed to communicate with the aliens would be the United States Secretary of Defense.  I think the logic behind that decision is pretty obvious. 
• Klaatu is a dumb name.
• Iraqi reporters have terrible aim!
• Who throws a shoe?
• George Bush might be a Ninja.
• No matter how much alcohol you consume The Day the Earth Stood Still will not get any hotter.
• In-N-Out is a great place for religious debate.  And a Mecca for crazy Asian guys.
• Honking loudly like a male goose during mating season will not get you laid.
• Clydesdales like shenanigans. 
• It's really easy to play hide-and-go-seek with a blind guy.
• Exploit fat children for humor.
• Angus Young owns one outfit.  And may be retarded.
• In football, the penalty for a false start should be death.
• Hellen Keller would suck at board games.
• Everyday 10,000 kids die from AIDs, and Blackberry unveils a new phone.
• Someday, every phrase will have an abbreviation, and sentences will cease to exist. ROFL.

Bye Muffin.