Saturday, November 29, 2008

Interview with a Vampire

Twilight has arrived! Go crazy suckers! (get it... vampires suck blood).

Here are a few highlights from my recent phone interview with Lydon State College SGA President Andrew Chapin:
  • Surprising black Power Ranger Rap
  • 3G iRon face
  • Starbucks Robot= Starbot
  • The polar bears are dying
  • Google Walking Directions
  • Face Lambtee
  • Deceiving customers = insider trading
  • Nick is in Cleveland
  • Good strategy
  • There is only one Blockbuster in Southbury, CT
  • Seven Christmas Trees
  • -30 degrees/10= 3 Christmases
  • Bone Digger
  • Old men with oxygen tanks steal cars
  • Artichoke
  • I've smelt moth balls, but who held the wings?
  • Tom Brady's leg smells like almonds
  • Taking notes on top of a newspaper
  • Mum mum Mumbai!
  • Wearing back packs to Starbucks
  • Limited Edition Blue Pencil
Pretty epic.

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