Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Econonomy

I hate the economy.  

Can we please just abolish multi-national corporations, banks, and just localize everything?  I feel like all the big-boys are the ones suffering now, and there also the ones laying people off, obviously because they employ the most people, but all I've heard about is GM this, Citi-Group that, Starbucks, General Electric, etc.  Valencia's taco shop down the road isn't closing, I'm sure it's doing just fine.  Fiji Yogurt, a small frozen yogurt shop, has four locations now, it's doing great.  I was at a small Mexican restaurant early Saturday afternoon and it was packed.  I was at a small local cafe at 1 AM the other night, also packed.

So, let's see some more small businesses!  I'm sure there are so many ridiculous and completely unnecessarily complicated reasons why it's hard to start a small business now, but it should be done anyway!

I really don't care about any of the actual science behind business, but having a company that spans entire countries, or the world just seems unmanageable.  I don't know or care how they do it, but I just feel, generally speaking, it would be easier to manage at a smaller scale.  Jobs wouldn't be so easily expendable if managers knew all their employees and they weren't just a number on a sheet of paper being fired from corporate headquarters 2,000 miles away.

When I was a kid I feel like every store I shopped at was a local store, and that seemed fine with me.  Now there are chains everywhere, and because they're so prevalent and cheap we think it's great, but I get the sense we could really do without them.  I think, historically speaking, everything that's ever gotten too big and powerful has failed.  The Roman Empire, all those Chinese dynasties, the Yankees dynasties, Nazi Germany, etc etc.  There can't be any such thing as exponential growth forever.  It just doesn't make sense in any type of industry or... anything in life.  

So let the big companies fail!  Then all those people who lose their jobs can start new stores in their home towns.  Say you work for Toys-R-Us, if you lose you job, start a new toy store, bring along a few coworkers too.  Sure, it takes money and hard work, but this is America, we were built on hard work.  

I'm not sure if this makes any sense economically or whatever, but I don't care.  That isn't the point.  This is the point of view of some one who doesn't know the first thing about "business," that's the point, maybe the answer to our problems lays outside the view of business types.  Maybe someone creative should shoot some ideas at some CEOs or something.  I don't know.  I didn't really think any of this out, it's just thought vomit.

Also!  Big companies=big greed.  The guys at the top make so much money, then they complain about losing money, obviously that's been pointed out, but it seems like these companies exist for the top people to live the high life more than to provide some kind of service to the people.  Someone who knows about this stuff should translate this into something that makes sense numerically.  That'd be cool.

Okay, BYE!

(this is the most incoherent blog ever)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The Idealist

Imagine if every celebrity based magazine and entertainment news reporter instead reported real news.  And imagine if every person who bought a celebrity magazine, or watched E!, Entertainment Tonight, or Extra! instead read or watched real news.

Imagine how much better the world would be.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Life's Greatest Questions

Why 
don't
people 
live 
in 
castles 
anymore?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I Fucking Hate...

People who think they know anything about films.

Now this may sound snobbish and rancorous, since I consider myself a film-lover myself, but people are just so moronic.  And it's not like I expect everyone to have an extensive film knowledge, or to have seen every movie, people just think they're so fucking sophisticated and astute because they can toss out the same stupid fucking lines that they read in Rolling Stone magazine or heard from their friend or some shit.

I cannot, I CANNOT tell you how many times I hear people say things like, "I love indie movies!  Have you seen Donnie Darko?!"

Shut the fuck up! We've all seen fucking Donnie Darko!  And just because you've seen Donnie Darko it doesn't make you fucking cool or an indie film lover!  That's one fucking indie flick!  One!  And it sure as fuck isn't cool to say Donnie Darko is your favorite movie or name your kid after him.  Let's be fucking real, it was good, but there are better movies out there.  We all know it.  Just because you belong to the Donnie Darko cult it doesn't mean you need to treat it as a fucking deity.

That's not really my biggest gripe though.  It's that this conversation often continues on to other stereotypical films that every college aged student has most surely seen, or at least heard of, and yet they think they're the only one who's seen them.  So it doesn't make you fucking cool or unique that you've seen the same damn five movies they sell at Urban Outfitters along with every other non-freethinking, lifestyle conforming fool that has stepped foot inside the store.

Yesterday I was unfortunately in a conversation about music with two kids who seemed way to passionate about Radiohead.  I like Radiohead, but I wanted to blow my brains out listening to them talk about Radiohead.  The conversation somehow switched from Radiohead to movies and the film Brick was brought up.  I wish we had stuck to Radiohead.  Their conversation went something like this.

Fucktard A: "Have you seen Brick?"
Fucktard B: "Yah." (this is the kind of "yeah" that sounds more like the sound you say when the doctor says "Open up and say 'Ah')
Fucktard A: "I love that movie"
Fucktard B: "Yah, they need to make more new film noir like that"
Fucktard A: "Yah."
Fucktard B: "Yah."
Fucktard A: "Yah."

They droned "Yahs" back in forth for a good minute until one of them just randomly started listing movies and the other just responded with "Yah."

All I could do was think about the nearest cliff and where to buy moonshoes.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Dear Reader:

I'm currently working on a short story, it's going to be pretty long, it's probably going to take up all of my writing free time.

I'll put up some excerpts maybe?

I need a bigger following.

Someone dye my skin brown and give me a microphone!


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